I tuned into hate radio yesterday only to hear the disgusting Limbaugh aberration announce he’s written a book for children - not surprising perhaps – seeing as he likes to load up on Viagra and then travel to a country famous for its underage male prostitution trade.
I was surprised to hear the book was titled, “Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims.” I thought “The Little Addict Who Could” might be more appropriate. Or maybe… “The Little Dominican Boy Who Would?” Or how about “Don’t Tell Mommy Where Daddy Touched You?”
But no… he writes a book for children; makes himself the main character; and calls it, “Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims.” No ego, there, no sir.
And you’ll notice at the bottom of the cover, he calls himself “#1 New York Times Bestselling Author.” Firstly, that was 20 years ago and times have changed. Secondly, given the amount of time he spends trashing the N.Y. Times, isn’t including their name on his cover the personification of hypocrisy? You know… much like his entire radio show?
Frankly, folks. I’m just… speechless. And would you get a load of the cover? I find it – frankly folks – disturbing, to say the least.